Easter bunny colony found

Easter Island has discovered a colony of rabbits burrowing beneath one of the islands infamous moai. For an island so named due to its discovery on Sunday, April 5, 1722 by Dutch explorer Jacob Roggeveen, the coincidence of the new-found bunnies just days after Resurrection Sunday seems positively uncanny. Local residents are now wondering what to do about the situation - whether to get out their cooking pots or keep them as a photographic attraction.